MPAA Rating News

Since when does the existence of a limo driver wearing a hockey mask push a movie from 'rated PG' to 'rated PG-13'?

I See Words In Everything

Cottage cheese word seen: CENTERFIELD.

Submarine bubbles word seen: CENTRIFUGE.

Television static word seen: SOON.

Don't Help Me

When I have shards of glass embedded in the backsides of my hands, please don't try to brush them out. Thank you.

Asynchronous Game Show Contestants

A popular quiz show where all the contestants wear red shirts has a format that consists of a group of five contestants answering questions on one day, then on the next day judging the answers and results of the previous day's game.

After being led through an expansive cavernous airplane hangar, one contestant slides across the red and blue patterned carpeting to his judge station, removes his shirt and pants, then decides to put his pants back on.

Skippy

Skippy is trapped inside a submarine throwing binary combinations of four levers to coincide with changes in cabin pressure do to changes in depth.

Salad Stealing

Stealing salad
from a
second floor apartment,

singing schoolkids
fight amongst
several forgotten anchovies.

Crap Shoot

Brother and I practice with our Nerf Switch Shot EX-3 pistols aiming at television static.

EA, JP, arrive after a night of carousing.