Winter Still

Winter still

Winter chill

Covered in bright

Covered in white cross-cut shredded paper

Plausible Deniability

Keeping your eyes closed while receiving a shipment of contraband does not confer this benefit.

Typographic Landscape

Here’s a line of capital ‘M’s pretending to be a miniature mountain range:

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Hospital Concert

While standing on the patient’s bed and watching TV, the musician stumbled backwards and fell backwards, crushing an acoustic guitar.

Park Contractor

I’m the general contractor for an amusement park, slow-walking the scheduling of new projects as I slow-walk though the park.