Saturday, January 31, 2026
Stop At TJs For A Bite
Accelerate. Turn right. Tuen right. Turn left into the parking garage. Grab a bite to eat from Trader Joe’s new biodegradable meal. Comes with a little dirt in the box you can plant immediately after you’re finished eating.
Tuesday, January 27, 2026
Coin Stack
Every coin in this stack is over 10 years old:
- a Lincoln wheat cent
- an Indian head cent
- a shield nickel
- 3-cent piece
Too bad someone knocked the stack onto the ground and deliberately scraped the faces across the concrete.
Monday, January 12, 2026
Art Team Espionage
I was anonymously tasked to gather gossip on the Art Department; a simple dead-drop of information on names and what others are saying about each individual.
I got as far as obtaining a notebook, entitling it, “sekrit”, and writing down one name and a line before shredding the evidence, information on their own office Slack bio:
Kutaro Aiman: “the efficient farmer farms a field once, then moves on.”
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