J designs a commercial system for the 35-story, 804,000 square foot Sail Tower in downtown Austin.
He rents a studio from Northshore apartments to keep an eye on his work.
Where dreams become late night TV shows
J designs a commercial system for the 35-story, 804,000 square foot Sail Tower in downtown Austin.
He rents a studio from Northshore apartments to keep an eye on his work.
We should have trained archers.
We three make our last stand in the abandoned city.
Against mechanized, wall-removing, leaping machines, we wait.
We hope to meet them in single combat.
The attack never comes.
We run a natural history museum display open to the public.
We asked our new assistant to setup folding chairs in the sand.
Cresting a hill, standing on the trunk of a brown Mustang Fastback with black racing stripes, riding it like a Lime scooter, steering by grasping a roof-mounted handlebar, I see it: the three red and white legs of Sutro Tower.
I guide my ride through gently worn paths in the grass.
At the end of the checkout line, collecting groceries in bags, I feel something on my face.
Like walking through a single spiderweb strand, without thinking, I raise my hand to brush aside the feeling.
But it touches something sticky, and my vision unravels like two identical overhead transparencies sliding out of alignment. My ears begin to burn as anxious termites fill all the empty space in my chest cavity.
The mask slips, and I can see its blurred outline hanging on my face.
I rush down a hallway to a restroom and stare at my reflection in mirror-polished stainless steel; it’s there, flickering into existence with the impermanence of a far-away radio distress call.
I grasp the mask delicately with pinched fingertips, marveling at its gossamer complexity: a snowflake pattern cut from black crude oil with the same faint acrid aroma.
Why? How? When? My mind asks and answers the same questions in an instant, knowing that I already know the answers:
We wear our mask to survive future pain.
We built our mask from society’s prompts.
We’ve been building and refining the mask from the first moment we felt the anxious termites of shame filling our chest cavity.
“This mask is mine,” I murmur to myself, as TC enters the restroom. I can see their mask covers their entire body.
At the same place
At the same time
Same night of the week
With the same people
And the same drinks
And the same smells
And the same music
Looking at the same tired faces
Having the same conversations
With the same fleeting realization that we’re doing this again
Expecting different results
While standing on the patient’s bed and watching TV, the musician stumbled backwards and fell backwards, crushing an acoustic guitar.
There’s a rumbling outside and in my stomach; probably from the undercooked potatoes in the curry.
Escorting children off the school bus at the Natural History museum, Steve finds a roll of pennies.
Opening the roll, he finds a 1944 cent with the Lincoln Memorial reverse, and a 1924 Barber dime, both coins literal one of a kind unique impossibilities.
The Electronic Expo revives in the old Towne East mall in Wichita, Kansas. Each former commercial store is a cavernous showroom dedicated to a single arcade game.
As one of the first attendees, Steve sprints down a second floor walkway, past a Spencer’s Gifts filled with dozens of Star Wars arcade machines.
Next door, a B. Dalton bookstore shows rows and rows of classic Asteroids cabinets.
The upper floor of JCPenneys displays nothing but Primal Rage machines: hallways filled with upright cabinets, bright white showcase 33” screens, and a converted Jurassic Park cockpit.
Spotlighted at the front of the store is a unique prototype machine seemingly carved out of a model volcano, with control panels placed close to the floor, forcing players to sit cross-legged or kneel in a sandy compartment to play. Somehow there are four of these compartments around the base of the volcano, with caves cut into the slope where 25” monitors are mounted.
Dominating the peak and vent of the volcano is a rotating holographic projection cube that shows off the fighting game action. Monolithic Stonehenge pillars contain stacks of subwoofer and speakers, rattling spectators skulls with each prehistoric punch.
I lassoed a Dark Red Hereford in Activision’s Stampede, and fixed a saddle on its back.
I mounted and rode the calf, leaping out of the CRT, IRL.
Then we jumped into my laptop and explored our new Minecraft world.
Eggs and sausage fry in oil in a concrete basin.
I pass by several times (with shoes and bare feet) through the food court, and up and down staircases, among the fall harvest decorations.
On the third time passing, I pick up someone’s discarded sandal and hang it on a hat rack.
Later, creeping slowly with headlights off as partygoers return home.
Playing with the reduced effects of gravity at the university’s new science research center construction site.
Leaping and soaring high above the steel beam structure.
Floating softly and controllably back to the ground.
Heading to the showers where janitorial staff host an interview with a new pest control company.
There’s cake.
Carved into the foot of a mountain, this restaurant features 999 varieties of fried rice including: chicken fried rice, beef fried rice, pork fried rice, shrimp fried rice, vegetable fried rice, honey fried rice, miso fried rice, shoyu fried rice, duck fried rice, mushroom fried rice, pineapple fried rice, egg fried rice, lentil fried rice, birria fried rice, lamb fried rice, goat fried rice, fish fried rice, shadow fried rice, rainbow fried rice, potato fried rice, steak fried rice, tofu fried rice, peanut butter fried rice, butter fried rice, seaweed fried rice, cranberry fried rice, chickpea fried rice...
Thousands of makeshift jumbo toilet paper poppers adorn the ceilings of a three story townhouse with furniture packed into every room.
At the indoor community pool, a bucket of hard boiled eggs is dumped into the water.
AH grabs one and eats it while, with the shell on, while I stuff my sweatpants pockets.
Some remember today as the day in 1806 when Bavaria declared itself a sovereign nation.
But I will remember it as the day my brother and I rode bikes and slurped strawberry ICEEs.
At Mr. S’s free annual “It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” monster truck themed art gallery, several contestants are turned away for being too ‘pushy’ in the registration line.
Each of these contestants was unique, exhibiting some uncommon or rare physical disability: dwarfism, albinism, muscular dystrophy, ataxia, alopecia, and many with one or more missing limbs.
These contestants rejoined the registration line and were eventually admitted to join the parade of trucks roaring around the obstacle course while displaying a wide variety of art projects in oil and watercolor paint, ink and pencil, woodcut prints and etchings, charcoal and crayon resist.
Thought sand feeling smash together.
Nextdoor, the Netflix Airlines travel agency closes early.
Swinging Venetian blinds indicate an open window.
A yellow gumball gacha machine bursts open; its contents swirl around the empty office.
I forgot I left my laptop and backpack in an outdoor patio of a BBQ restaurant.
When I returned, everything had been neatly returned to my backpack, including someone’s Nintendo DS I didn’t recognize (mine is red).
I spent the rest of the dream searching for the owner of the DS - someone who named their Animal Crossing character, Kira.
Missing a semicolon
Nightmare
Business trip to Europe
Seedy dark downtown
Unfamiliar Coworker bros
Delieriant pills
Social gatherings in a church
Nighttime alley confrontation
Foot chase
Hop on moving subway train
Lost shoe
People on train concerned/praying
Acapella singing group
Headless singer interviewed
Calling dial tone
Wake up
Text wife
Text work
Meditate
Pet a dog
Jumping For Treats
It starts off as a basketball / dodge ball tournament with 8 teams of seemingly 100 players each.
I moved over to Team F with the Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity. We did center court drills with partially deflated basketballs until after dark, when the zombies started to emerge. Then we broke into groups of 4 to survive.
Unfortunately we forget to lock the five double front doors and two zombies shamble through around dawn, prompting the scooter leg of the game.
With reduced gravity settings it’s easy to clear 6-foot gaps, weave perpendicularly through street traffic, and jump over 5-foot hedgerows.
I leaned back after longer and longer jumps, landing gently into a manual on the rear wheel, and riding it for hundreds of feet down the sidewalk.
I began to lose consciousness after leaping into a multiplayer frozen river section. The graphics changed into 8-bit and the camera angle switched from 3rd person to top down. There were too many player to player collisions and not enough tricks.
Nobody can tell me the location of this elevator.
Staff and I look at a map while teenagers roughhouse across a counter.
It’s really a small office with a bed in the back corner.
Two other passengers fall asleep before the flight.
I flip on the light to read and a giant cat slinks down the hallway.
Riding in the Celica with no driver; figure I should move into driver seat. A high speed crash at a T-intersection on my right throws flying debris. I swerve into left lane to avoid it and falling palm tree. Double back to investigate crash and find the dead victim under a trash bin. He was transversely bifurcated.