Monday, May 19, 2025

Stabbity Rainbow

Mom’s solar-powered multitool walking stick is color-coded:

RED: 3’ telescoping steel spear
ORANGE: 7” serrated steel jackknife
YELLOW: spare sewing needle
GREEN: tungsten rock bar tip
BLUE: wooden toothpick
PURPLE: 50,000 volt titanium cattle prod
PINK: barbed aluminum wire-guided crossbow bolt