Saturday, October 3, 2009

One-sided Phone Conversations

"What the hell's going on? When did we pick Kate Beckinsale to play Samus?"

"What happened to Rose McGowan?"

"I didn't get any meeting invites or emails on this! It would've been nice to tell me!"

"Well we're all very sorry Rex left, but wake up and make some decisions already!"

"Fine. OK."

"What?"

"Today? Now?"

"OK could you please at least send me the new dialog?"

"Yes, now!"

"When did all this change?"

"Who said?"

"You know what? Forget it. It doesn't matter anymore. Just shut up, get the hell out of my way and let me make this game!"

(100th show celibration)