Thursday, December 3, 2009

Synopsis

Superman, in a fictitious footrace against Super Girl where they ran and leapt perpendicularly across warehouse rooftops and returned to the starting line (he actually pulled her along as they soared through the air), in a desperate attempt to finish quickly, plummeted headfirst haphazardly towards the ground, narrowly missed the moving railroad handcar rolling by, and created an enormous crater which penetrated the foundation of the Keep-It Self-Storage facility in Santa Clarita, California.

This episode was sponsored by the Flesch/Flesch-Kincaid readability tests with a Reading Ease of 0.0 and a Grade Level of 34.5