I'm Not A Morning Person

Neighbor's Yorkie vomited on our doorstep.

My son stepped in the dog vomit, then a pillowcase fashioned as a butterfly net.

You wash.

Underwater Home Video

Fard bought a video camera.

An apartment complex dumpster was emptied, then filled with water.

Film shows a cat swimming and diving in the water-filled dumpster.

My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad

With his steely gaze that pierces through to the bowels of your soul, my Dad will make your Dad soil himself.

Guest starring, Cake.

Bat Country

We can't stop here!

A man walks into a public restroom in a casino. He's carrying a baby and vigorously shaking it.
A second man follows the first.

The first man enters a stall and closes the door.
The second man washes his hands at a sink opposite the same stall.

The man in the stall stops shaking the baby and removes a cell phone and a $1 bill from its mouth.
The man washing his hands begins singing the tenor tag from the song, "Go The Distance".

A third man receives a text message from the first man in a nearby video arcade.
A fourth man scribbles a note on a scrap of paper, "lost $4400 hold 'em poker."

Survivor Mars

Moisture farmers K. and S. stake out a claim of land on a downward slope in the center of the colony.