Monday, January 10, 2011

Bat Country

We can't stop here!

A man walks into a public restroom in a casino. He's carrying a plush baby cow and vigorously shaking it.

A second man follows the first.

The first man enters a stall and closes the door.

The second man washes his hands at a sink opposite the same stall.

The man in the stall stops shaking the baby cow and removes a cell phone and a $1 bill from its mouth.

The man washing his hands begins singing the tenor tag from the song, "Go The Distance".

A third man receives a text message from the first man in a nearby video arcade.

A fourth man scribbles a note on a scrap of paper, "lost $4400 hold 'em poker."