Morning commute on my invisible electric scooter had me do a somersault barrel roll off and abandoning it in a two car pileup, then proceeding up Summit Road by brachiation, but grabbing mailboxes and signposts to pull myself along with the flow of traffic. Finally leapt out of the fray in a residential area and walked back to search for the scooter.
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