Four Italian-American men - "Fat One" Jimmy Fatone, "Val's husband" Sal, Tommy "Ten Times", and Vinnie "The Barber" Barbarino - in their late 60's have a sit-down meeting to discuss their plans to import deli sandwiches from Italy.
One of them does a Regis Philbin impression to emphasize how 'out of control' the sandwiches are.
At the time of this posting, Abe Vigoda is ALIVE!