Monday, May 4, 2009

Boot Camp

Stationed at a border patrol checkpoint camp, Private Riesenberger has had to defend their base from numerous insurgent skirmishes. In one recent battle his assault rifle malfunctioned forcing him to reload it as one would reload a toy shotgun as he took aim and fired on rebel forces who had commandeered a humvee, plowing it into crowds of civilians. Two shots from his rifle resulted in killing the driver with a blow to the back of the head.

Later that night, Corporal Coallier led the troop in a game of movie charades. Private Riesenberger knew that one soldier's guess of 'James Cagney imitating Bugs Bunny' was incorrect in favor of Edward G. Robinson's portrayal of Rico in Little Caesar.

In the morning, a routine check of his vehicle revealed that the emergency brake gear had been stripped.