HHS Hearing

The current administration’s department of Health and Human Services held a hearing today to determine whether staff members were in compliance with the new Uniform Dress Code for Dance Recitals.

Those found to be non-compliant were held in criminal contempt.

It’s All Code

I’ve been playing Boggle With Friends since February 16, 2011. In my journey to reach Level 100, I began to see a pattern:

- the majority of my opponents are also Level 100

- many of them have also been playing the game for over a decade in its many incarnations

- each of their profile pictures features a dog, including mine

I began ‘collecting’ Players who matched the description above into my Friends list. There are over 250 now assembled.

The Chat feature of the game isn’t functional anymore, but messages ARE being sent if you carefully examine the results page after a game:

After a recent game, I read down the list of words, and removed all but every 4th letter to reveal this message:

“<NAME_REDACTED> IS DEAD”

I recorded further confirmation of this message when the 4th video I scrolled on TikTok after writing this post was from <NAME_REDACTED>

Fitness Goals

SL’s brother demos portable rowing machines.

Is it Cake?

A) real roasted Cornish game hen

B) roasted Cornish game hen, bones replaced with bacon

C) 3D-printed chicken slurry Cornish game hen

D) cake

Advanced Perfume Making

Because every potion has an aroma.