A (hispanic) named (M. Sandoval) (working) as (an undercover informant) for the (Los Angeles Police Department) as the (girlfriend of a known Mexican drug trafficker) in (southern California) (describes her experience hiding balloons of heroin).
subst
(fictional goddess)
(Lolth)
(ruling)
(chief goddess)
(drow race of elves)
(Demon Queen of Spiders)
(the sixty-sixth layer of the Abyss)
(unbirths hundreds of poisonous arachnids)