Wednesday, January 27, 2010

News Bites

R. Snyder was recovered 15 minutes after he fell head-first into a plastic-lined 100-foot-deep well.

Police were called to a residence where A. Rahimi had been housesitting but was locked out. A locksmith attempted to pick the lock with a violin neck when it was discovered that the door was unlocked.

A prominent political figure was recorded talking in his sleep, saying, "Ja ja! Apuesto a que no adivinas donde me escondí los!"